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The houseplant difficulty index
All 308 houseplants we cover, ranked from nearly unkillable to full diva. No invented star ratings: each plant is scored by the language of its own care guide - how often the profile reassures ("tolerates neglect", "hard to kill") versus warns ("fussy", "won't tolerate") - written long before this index existed. Method disclosed in full below.
๐ก๏ธ Nearly unkillable (19)
Ease language everywhere, warnings almost nowhere. Forget one for a fortnight and it forgives you.
๐ Easy going (62)
Solidly forgiving - a sensible first shelf.
๐ Middle of the road (91)
Fine once you know its one or two preferences.
๐ง Wants attention (86)
Readable, but the guide starts using its careful voice.
๐ The divas (50)
More warnings than reassurance. Gorgeous - and they know it.
๐ Methodology, in full
Each of our 308 houseplant guides was scanned at build time, so this page recomputes whenever a guide changes. We count ease phrases - hard to kill, indestructible, unkillable, forgiving, easy (to grow or keep, not "easy to propagate"), low-maintenance, tolerates or thrives on neglect, beginner, undemanding, unfussy, fuss-free, carefree, drought-tolerant, adaptable, resilient, tough, hardy, survives, tolerates, tolerant, weeks without - and warning phrases - fussy, demanding, tricky, challenging, diva, drama queen, not for beginners, difficult, temperamental, picky, unforgiving, experienced growers, sensitive to, prone to leaf drop or sulking, punishes neglect. Negated ease ("won't tolerate", "rarely survives", "not drought-tolerant") is counted against. The "Not ideal for" line of a guide is left out, and so are the aquarium plants in our catalogue - this index is about plants on a shelf. Score = ease minus warnings; tiers are fixed score bands.
Limits, honestly: this measures how our writers talk about a plant, not a lab test; longer guides get more chances to score; and difficulty depends on your home - a "diva" beside a humidifier is easier than an "easy" plant over a radiator. Use the tiers as a shortlist, check the light with the window light guide, then read the full profile. Choosing between two? Put them in the comparison tool.
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